Let me break it down to you guys. People say everything in life is a choice but i feel me being single is an exception. Cause in this situation the circumstances I’m faced with tie me up i don’t get to choose.Here’s to why I’m single:-
•I’m mentally dating a celebrity
Yeees i know He doesn’t know i exist blah blah blah but that doesn’t stop me from mentally flirting and dating.
What if Justin Bieber asks me out and I’m in a relationship with someone else.I don’t want to risk that opportunity people.
•I have trust issues
I barely trust myself to trust myself. How do you expect me to trust some cute,hot guy
sent from heaven to be in a relationship with me.
•I’m not good at commitments
No seriously,i never commit to what to eat for lunch. Committing to a real person should be a huge task that I’m avoiding for the next decade
•I’m too picky
Oooh pleaase! Stop judging me. Everyone commits this Sin. This is more like a “talent trait” we do it to others and forget we are not perfect too. Unlucky me, I’m short so I never get to use the “Sorry i don’t date guys shorter than me” line.
•Many of my real crushes are Gay
I don’t get why this happens to me.I’m constantly falling for gay men. Its so depressing
Should I just embrace the fact that
I’ll die single….or Nah!