Reasons Why I’m Single


Let me break it down to you guys. People say everything in life is a choice but I feel, me being single is an exception. Cause in this situation the circumstances I’m faced with tie me up leaving me choiceless .Here are some of the reasons why I’m single:-

I’m mentally dating a celebrity
Yeees! I know He doesn’t know I exist blah blah but that doesn’t stop me from mentally flirting and dating Him.
What if Justin Bieber asks me out and I’m in a relationship with someone else. I don’t want to risk such an opportunity.

I have trust issues
I barely trust myself to trust myself. How do you expect me to trust some cute, hot guy sent from heaven to be in a relationship with me.

I’m not good at commitments
No seriously, I can barely commit myself to have lunch. Committing to a real person should be a huge task that I’m avoiding for the next decade.

I’m too picky
Ooh please! Stop judging me. Everyone commits this Sin. This is more like a “talent trait” we do it to others and forget we are not perfect too. Unlucky me, I’m short so I never get to use the “Sorry i don’t date guys shorter than me” line.

Many of my real crushes are Gay
I don’t get why this happens to me. I’m constantly falling for gay men. It’s so ridiculous
Should I just embrace the fact that
I’ll die single….or Nah!


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