Let me break it down to you guys. People say everything in life is a choice but I feel me being single is an exception ’cause in this situation the circumstances I am faced with tie me up. Here are some of the reasons why I’m single:-
I’m mentally dating a celebrity
Yeees! I know he doesn’t know I exist blah blah but that doesn’t stop me from mentally flirting and dating him.
What if Harry Styles asks me out and I’m in a relationship with someone else. I don’t want to risk such an opportunity.
I have trust issues
I barely trust myself to trust myself. How do you expect me to trust some cute, hot guy sent from heaven to be in a relationship with me.
I’m not good at commitments
No seriously, I can barely commit myself to have lunch. Committing to a real person should be a huge task that I’m avoiding for the next decade.
I’m too picky
Ooh please! Stop judging me. Everyone commits this Sin. This is more like a “talent trait” we do it to others and forget we are not perfect too. Unlucky me, I’m short so I never get to use the “Sorry I don’t date guys shorter than me” line.
I’ll most definitely die single people, and that’s fine by me!